Bach’s "Goldberg" Variations was last of a series of keyboard music published under the title of Clavierübung, and is often considered a summing up of the entire history of Baroque variation. The above-referenced process, using an enzymatic catalyst of delta-nine tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), sums up the entire history of an extremely common substance which through bio-engineering accomplishes just about anything one can imagine. Classified as a detergent by the United States Patent Office (USPTO) it is a mean, green killing machine.
The inventors* refer to this patent colloquially as "Greenstone." The process was appropriately hatched in the year 2001, at the beginning of a new Millennium arriving with a global mandate to keep and maintain our good earth green. This patent-pending process is as elegant as emeralds and solid as rock.
*Co-inventors Anson David Parker and Virginia Lee Valentine Coles live in Charlottesville, Virginia.
