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Flavor Flav (FLAVORY) of Public Enemy, notorious fashion autoclav and hip-hop trailblazer, wearing his signature clock-reminder of time, do we have some bling for you. GREENSTONEY bling! Come to Charlottesville and bring Public Enemy with you. This town could use some tearing up and you could use some tearing it down with our bling, clean mean GREENSTONEY bling. It has already been OUTLAWED (!yeah!) on some C’Ville property.

FLAVORY, meet Sir Mike Knight wearing his GREENSTONEY bling. (!Yeah!) As evidenced here, Sir Mike is all clean, green and mean...and just like you FLAVORY, women LOVEY* him! After publishing his picture on our GREENSTONEY bling page, we received email inquiry. To answer any questions, Sir Mike is a clean, green construction machine. He means it! FLAVORY, we implore you! Get down to Charlottesville, meet a knight, get GREENSTONEY bling, and clean some clocks!

FLAVORY celebrated his fiftieth birthday at BB King's in Times Square, New York. Won't be anything like that FLAVY here in C'Ville. POG's Parker and VC walked out of the BB King concert at the Charlottesville Pavillion because there wasn't anything happening. We knew it was a loser when local FAVEYEli Cook couldn't get the crowd going with his opening act. Of course, the Pavillion SS were on the job: can't stand, can't get out of one's seat, and nobody parties. BB left no incentive with an opening monologue that put the audience to sleep (an easy accomplishment in C'Ville) so we booked.

FLAVORY beating it down on his fiftieth birthday at BB King’s in Times Square NY.

P.S. FLAVORY, we've taken the hands off our clock to give you plenty of precious time to land in Charlottesville. Image from visualKultur.cat, currently exhibiting at the Salvador Dali Museum in St. Petersburg, Florida through June 14th.

*P.P.S. Had to show FLAVORY with tennis champion Venus Williams.