NOT SO JOLLY GREEN GIANT

Hulk Hogan (GG) underwent surgery for two ruptured discs. OUCH! This fact came out during a verbal tiff outside a Florida courtroom with GG’s estranged wife’s attorney, Ray Rafool (FOOL), when a reporter asked GG why he was on crutches. The argument began when GG attempted to interject a comment while FOOL was commenting to the press. The Hulkster was trying to have some of his $GREEN$10,000,000 This month our own green giant unfrozen. FOOL had argued against that claiming GG is misspending marital assets.

FOOL shouts “Are you gonna to wrestle with me here?...are you gonna come across the cameras? Then be quiet.” “It's a free world,” GG replied. “No, it's not a free world,” FOOL said. “It's called professionalism.” It appears to POG VC FOOL was making a subtle criticism our Hulkster's profession, seeming to forget that it was GG's years of professionalism in wrestling that was responsible for accruing the marital $GREEN$, and showed a lack of respect for the fact that GG was paying his bills, and that is a ton of $GREEN$! FOOL needs a good dose of pestilence ridder .

Hulkster’s soon-to-be ex-wife is Linda Bolea, nee Claridge (Mrs. GG). Mrs. GG, who has been a stay-at-home mom, is now in a bitter divorce action with GG. Attorneys for GG filed documents Monday asking that he be given $GREEN$300,000 from the frozen assets so he could pay his bills. In December, Mrs. GG was granted $GREEN$400,000 to pay attorneys' fees (see what I'm saying?).

Now the Hulkster has been a cheating GREEN GIANT, stepping out on Mrs. GG with his daughter’s friend, Christiane Plante who was thirty years old at the time.
Mrs. GG did not cheat but after filing for divorce in November of 2007 at the age of fifty one, she began dating Charlie Hill, nineteen years old at the time. Hill was a student at the GREEN GIANT’s children’s high school, one grade above his son and one grade below his daughter. Mrs. GG and Hill broke up in May of 2008. Sounds like an oozy green poopy mess. Appears the GGs could also use a good dose of Greenstone!