SEARCHING FOR FLAVOR FLAV!

Flavor Flav (FLAVORY) of Public Enemy, notorious fashion autoclav and hip-hop trailblazer, wearing his signature clock-reminder of time, do we have some bling for you. GREENSTONEY bling! Come to Charlottesville and bring Public Enemy with you. This town could use some tearing up and you could use some tearing it down with our bling, clean mean GREENSTONEY bling. It has already been OUTLAWED (!yeah!) on some C’Ville property.

FLAVORY, meet Sir Mike Knight wearing his GREENSTONEY bling. (!Yeah!) As evidenced here, Sir Mike is all clean, green and mean...and just like you FLAVORY, women LOVEY* him! After publishing his picture on our GREENSTONEY bling page, we received email inquiry. To answer any questions, Sir Mike is a clean, green construction machine. He means it! FLAVORY, we implore you! Get down to Charlottesville, meet a knight, get GREENSTONEY bling, and clean some clocks!

FLAVORY celebrated his fiftieth birthday at BB King's in Times Square, New York. Won't be anything like that FLAVY here in C'Ville. POG's Parker and VC walked out of the BB King concert at the Charlottesville Pavillion because there wasn't anything happening. We knew it was a loser when local FAVEYEli Cook couldn't get the crowd going with his opening act. Of course, the Pavillion SS were on the job: can't stand, can't get out of one's seat, and nobody parties. BB left no incentive with an opening monologue that put the audience to sleep (an easy accomplishment in C'Ville) so we booked.

FLAVORY beating it down on his fiftieth birthday at BB King’s in Times Square NY.

P.S. FLAVORY, we've taken the hands off our clock to give you plenty of precious time to land in Charlottesville. Image from visualKultur.cat, currently exhibiting at the Salvador Dali Museum in St. Petersburg, Florida through June 14th.

*P.P.S. Had to show FLAVORY with tennis champion Venus Williams.

MEAN GREEN

THE KING OF MEAN

The King of Mean, 70-year-old Bernie (MADDOG) Madoff, who brazenly made off with a $GREEN$ 50,000,000,000 in a ponzi scheme that defies, well, the law? Logic? Common decency? MADDOG’s ten million dollar bail was revoked by U.S. District Judge Denny Chin and he was sent to the Metropolitan Correctional Center next door to the courthouse to await sentencing. MADDOG admitted to essentially playing Monopoly, which is the only game he is going to be playing for a long time; he certainly has experience in using paper money and now has been ordered to GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL. Leona Helmsley, known as The Queen of Mean, was a piker in comparison.



Small compensation to the folks whose $GREEN$ was misbegotten by MADDOG, as well as the populace of the entire country who are enraged and rightly so. It's is not only his $Green$Greed that has everyone fired up. MADDOG's whining about being put under penthouse arrest limiting his $GREEN$ lifestyle is like pouring kerosene on flames. Any one of us would have been hauled off to Rikers Island prison and that ain't green. New Yorkers in particular are thirsting for blood; understandable as they were overwhelmingly affected. Not since Ethel and Julius Rosenberg were tried, found guilty of conspiracy to commit espionage, and executed has there been such an outcry. There was a reason for his wearing a bullet-proof jacket to court yesterday - if they can't get their $GREEN$ back, they want his head! POG VC believes if we were not a society of laws MADDOG would be guillotined in Times Square.